20 Sarcastic Chandler Bing Quotes For Instagram Bio

Chandler Bing quotes

Sarcastic Chandler Bing quotes is the most rememberable thing in F.R.I.E.N.D.S. tv show of the ’90s. His wit, humour, and expressions used to leave the audience spellbound. There is no surprise that his witty lines trend these days even after more than two decades.

Here are the top 20 Chandler Bing quotes by the king of sarcasm!

1. HE’S A HE? :

This line by Mr Bing extracted squirts of laughter from the audience. This line basically was said by him in the context of a gay person.

2. I just realised I can sleep with my eyes open.

3. I just want a million dollars:

This is Mr Bing’s reply when Ross Geller expresses his wish to just get married and Rachel Green comes in huddling dressed like a bride near them.
So Chandler wished for a million dollars by being sarcastic.

4. I am not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

This is the reply given by him when Rachel asks for his advice.

5. Why do we make friends with the wrong sister!

This was a classic reply given to Rachel’s younger sister.

6. Well that’s good you finally got a place to do this:

Chandler’s funny reply to Joey Tribbiani when he claims that he actually found a place to sit back, relax drink and have some chips.

7. Why is your family Ross? A tremendous reply was given to Monica when she claimed why his native is Scottish!

8. I am gonna die alone:

A hilarious reply was given by him after his recent breakup to Rachel when she complained about her seashell lamp damaged by Monica.

9. Kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday! :

His reply to Joey when he assigns the Head of a coin to duck prints on a baby’s t-shirt because ducks have heads!

10. He has to get me a women repeller:

Chandler’s outrage for Joey’s golden bracelet gifted to him which he hated to wear.

11. Give me your underwear:

A heated argument arose between Chandler and one of the visitors in a restaurant. The argument was for a chair in which a visitor sat on which Chandler was previously sitting.

12. That is so not true:

A hilarious event in central perk where Joey, Phoebe and Ross make fun of Chandler’s style of speaking. They mimicked the collection of Chandler Bing quotes.

13. Hell is filled with people like you:

A reply was given to Monica when she irritates him while he was staring on the phone waiting for a call.

14. Now we all have to find a plain lot of people whose resolution is to plum it to their deaths:

A hilarious reply to Phoebe when she expressed her new year’s resolution to pilot a commercial jet.

15. No, you can’t have my jacket because then I would be cold:

An unexpected reply was given to a girl on a date when she asked for her man’s jacket as she was feeling cold.

16. I am funny right? What do you know you are a door, you only understand knock-knock jokes :

An indignant remark by Chandler when his sense of humour was challenged by Monica. This one is my favourite Chandler Bing quote.

17. You got a man who is a nanny? You got a manny:

A direct one-liner which is a classic joke even today.

18. Okay, I think she’s trying to tell us something. Quickly get the verbs! :

This super funny line was uttered by Chandler when Rachel who was totally flabbergasted was trying to say that her love was having a love scene in the airport.

19. No! It’s an Electric Drill! You GET ME you KILL ME!

20. Cheese, It’s MILK that you CHEW!

The list of Chandler Bing quotes is over but you can still watch FRIENDS and find out more by yourself 🙂

Which F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Character Are You?

F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Quiz

You will answer 10 questions and find out that from which F.R.I.E.N.D.S. character you resemble most.

Which F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Character Are You?

Question 1 of 3.

What is your favourite food?

1. Salad
2. Pizza
3. Sandwiches
4. Cheese Cake
Question 2 of 3.

Genre you loved the most

1. Thriller
2. Horror
3. Sci-fi
4. Romantic
Question 3 of 3.

What you do on Saturday?

1. Talking to close friends
2. Cook your own food
3. Go clubbing or party
4. Lay down on bed and watch Netflix

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