20 Joey Quotes From Friends TV Show That Will Make You Roll

Joey dialogues

Joey tribbiani was a super fun character in Friends TV show and we cannot forget his epic joey quotes from friends tv show.

A lot of us grew up watching that 90s famous romantic comedy show. Joey taught us that food is always the first priority but if it comes to friends, you can sacrifice food for them.

His humorous and endearing personality has won the hearts of countless people.

Here are twenty joey quotes from friends tv show that will make you roll on the floor as you laugh.

1. How you doin’?


3. Joey: Some girl ate Monica
Monica: Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: So how many cameras are actually on you?

4. Joey: Date of Birth?
Person: November 19, 1968
Joey: Age?
Person: Can’t you figure that out from my date of birth?
Joey: I’m a Doctor, not a Mathematician!

5. Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said, “Ooh ooh ooh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!” I don’t need that kind of talk in my house!

6. I broke the dog Pheebs! I broke the dog!

7. Chandler: I’m only going to pretend I’m moving to Yemen, it’s the only way I can get rid of her.
Joey: Ohhh, good one! And Yemen that actually sounds like a real country.

8. Oh, sorry. I hear “divorce,” I immediately go to Ross.

9. That’s right, I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you!

10. The fridge broke so I had to eat everything.

11. No matter what happens… We still get the cake, right?

12. These are my Thanksgiving pants! (Joey, those are maternity pants!)

13. Monica: How can you not care?
Joey: [shrugs] Like this.

14. You hung up on the pizza place? I don’t hang up on your friends.

15. Over the line? You’re so far past the line that you can’t even see the line! The line is a dot to you!

16. You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?

17. If he doesn’t like you, this is all just a moo point. Yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter. It’s moo.

18. You have been BAMBOOZLED!

19. Phoebe: Je m’appelle Claude.
Joey: Jet aplee blooo.

20. I like it. What’s not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Good.

This was a list of some super fun Joey dialogues from FRIENDS show.

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